Staring Up at the Sky

twerknworkn:

A concept: The bachelorette but with lesbians

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beyoncescock:

*every december*

me: mom we need soap 

mom: that’ll be part of your christmas presents

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theclothdiary:

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sixpenceee:

Downward force created by a pigeon’s wings. (Source)

Don’t bullshit me you summoned a Shadow Pidgeon

This is cool as fuck

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earlploddington:

doctorwho247:

10 years ago today, the Doctor and Donna were reunited while investigating Adipose Industries in ‘Partners in Crime’! 

this is still so fucking funny i’m sorry

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stability:

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• Question: my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating. - Anonymous
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  zinge:

  uglydantedeactivated:

  

  And people say soulmates don’t exist.